October 3, 2021

Ween – Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? Lyrics

By Azlyrics

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He’s over there behind the tree
He’s down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it’s his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He’s chewing bark and not the leaves
He’s crying like a baby, would you help him?
I think it’s his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He’s down and he ain’t getting up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung’s f*cked up

Pony
Pony
Pony

Mister would you please help my pony?
I think it’s his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He’s over there lookin at me
He can’t talk because he’s a pony
I think it’s his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He’s over there behind the tree
He’s down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it’s his lung